Why Men Prefer Stupid Girls
Itu cowok kali yang ngomong, bukan pria.
Lagian, capek kali punya pacar geblek, geblek beneran or berpura-pura geblek.
Sudahlah, saya mau presentasi dulu.
stay dumb + stay humble = live dhumble.
I am on the way right now
Everyday is feel like Monday, Bussines day. You can probably see why I am still not marry.
But i guest, they won't allow it because busway shelter is made from transparant glass, and i am pretty sure no body will enjoy having a spa and sauna when everybody in the trafic starring them.
It's already one hour. I hope the the bus doesn't go in wrong way. Let's pray because i am starving and start freezing here.
Yesterday, before going home, he text me to discuss the project today, but because today is actually not office day, we don't have come like usual office day. Too morning, so he dicide to come 8.90.
Oh God, how can the smart man like him has no idea about the concept that allow us to wake up after 12 during holiday.
And talking about smart, my Bos always thinking that I am smart enough so he always present more list to do for me than the others.
One thing that i can't APPLY to myself.
Here what i got :
1. Dido - Thank You :( 48
2. Paul Anka - My Way :( 53
3. Britney Spears - Everytime :( 50
4. Ridho Irama - Menunggumu :) 82
5. Olga Syahputra - Hancur Hatiku :) 79
6. ST12 - Saat Terakhir :) 84
Oh God, i don't want to see the complete result.
Maybe it's time to get back home. And serriously, by the day i wake up tomorrow morning, i will call Bang Haji. Maybe he has a perfect song that can makes me become the Sonet 3.
I am in Inul Vista, Sopyan sing Syair Kehidupan-Godbless. The video clip was stared by Ikang Fauzi and Marissa Haque. The first thing buzz in my head is, hey is Marissa get enough vote to DPR?
Please let me sing a song for a while freely. Anyway, jam segini anak Inul dah lahir belum ya?
But, it's not my fool, because i don't like eat fish since i was kid.
So, i still put swim two times a week in my schedule. It's it just about time when a hot booty ladies will come and beg to be my swimming teacher.
Pertama, via mobile banking, saya mengisikan pulsa hp ponakan saya seratus ribu, nol nya enam.
Kedua, saya ngisi kantong pengemis yang lewat dengan duit sepuluh ribu, nol nya lima.
Ya sudahlah, mungkin saya kurang zakat.
Sudah waktu pulang ke rumah, ngantuk, lapar. Padahal hari ini jadwal saya renang.
And, it's not a sin at all. It's not my fault the meeting finish earlier. And i can't contact the driver to pick me up.
So, better to wait in the cinema. And, The Night at the Museum 2, as funny as 1.
Now, time to get back to the office. Work hard, Watch hard.
"Ben, emang Angels and Demons bagus ya? Kok anak-anak di kantor ramean pada mau nonton," seorang penghuni kost bertanya kepada Saya.
Belum sempat Saya menjawab, penghuni kost yang lain menyela, "Bagus apa nya? Paling sama ga mutunya sama sinetronnya".
Oh God, i think he completely lost, Angels and Demons is not movie series from sinetron Abdul dan Temon in Global TV.
Aniway, for anybody who has Alien friend, please text them to kidnap pak SBY for a while. I am on the way, pak Kasmin drive me in, going to meeting Hotel Amaris, but feel so sleepy. I guest the meeting will cancel and i can sleep for a while if alien kidnap pak SBY, or not.
How she got my number. I don't ever remember i ever gave her my number. Oh, maybe one night i got drunk and gave her my number.
But, instead she disturb my sleepover session in the bus, i hope she can find another cool thing to do. I thought she's done great in Ada Apa dengan Cinta.
So defenitely i won't swim on 4-6 pm because you have to wear pink.
So, i decide to buy the orange one.
Can't wait to wear it.
Can't way to u
I have no idea how does she got my personal phone number, but i don't think she makes mistake by calling me.
She just too earlier to call.
So, i told her to call me again in the next couple years.
Sometimes I think it would be really cool if I had a wife or something like that.
But, the problem is none of wedding organizer complete the packaged that they offered with that one.
Life, enjoy.